Police in Litchfield, Connecticut are on the lookout for a 50 year old man with thinning hair after he was spotted walking his dogs. Nothing wrong there, you might think, until I tell you this guy was naked. Apparently the cross country teams from a nearby school were diverted as a precaution.

I should think so too - in my experience, 50 year-olds look much better with their clothes on.

Yahoo News