A man stands accused of stabbing his mother in the back with a dinner fork, clubbing another woman over the head with a 10-pound frozen chicken, and resisting arrest by Jackson County police officers. The man is currently residing at Jackson County Jail.

Personally, I blame the parents.

It's obvious, isn't it, that if the mother had fulfilled her motherly duties and had cooked the chicken, her son would have had something tastier to stab with his fork.

Michigan Live