IS THIS A STICK UP?
A man dressed as a penis disrupted graduation day at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. Allegedly, Calvin Morett brought a halt to proceedings as diplomas were being handed out by marching across the stage wearing an inflatable six foot penis costume. He was, apparently, easy to catch because he kept tripping over his balls. The inflatable ones that is.
The upstanding young man was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday.